Greetings, today I wanted to use my infinite knowledge regarding men (the bepenised species) to impart some truths. Though these truths should be self evident, I suppose they may be unique to my own perception? Yes it is. It’s not really that deep people, this post is as serious as a Members Only jacket.
What Men Say vs. What Men Mean
WHAT MEN SAY: “I play in a band…” or the more modest, “I play an instrument, well, several, all well.”
WHAT MEN MEAN: “I play guitar hero better than my coworkers”
WHAT MEN SAY: “I work on cars.” Implying a basic knowledge of vehicle maintenance and repair.
WHAT MEN MEAN: “By cursing and throwing tools, no one will doubt my mechanical inclinations” Oh and, “These damn forgein cars! NO ONE can fix them!” No actually it doesn’t take a wizard, it takes a….MECHANIC.
WHAT MEN SAY: “I am so…
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